(Source: r--e-l-a-x)

thecarvingwitch:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOD

(Source: 4gifs)

lovelynobody00:

rizplease:

cryptaniac:

batromance:

how many times have this two broken up seriously

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omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship

(Source: chosen-undead)

When going through your old pictures is like a bar fight, but the bar is on fire, and it’s in middle of a Kansas tornado.

sswiggityswagwhatsinthebag:

Mum: do you even read anymore?

Me: *War flashbacks of gay fanfic pours into my mind*

"It’s my job to be ok"
— What I tell myself when I’m obviously not ok
  • student: can i borrow a pencil
  • teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
  • student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious